{"id":458,"date":"2018-07-13T14:46:57","date_gmt":"2018-07-13T12:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/franorevagil.ch\/?p=458"},"modified":"2021-06-18T12:46:49","modified_gmt":"2021-06-18T12:46:49","slug":"simply-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/2018\/07\/13\/simply-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Simply english"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pourquoi faire simple quand on peut faire compliqu\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Les (magnifiques) vieilles maisons anglaises ont des fen\u00eatres \u00e0 guillotine (elles coulissent vers le haut).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-459\" src=\"https:\/\/franorevagil.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/presbikoz003-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\"><\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a \u00e0 l&rsquo;air joli, mais c&rsquo;est impossible \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0ouvrir grand\u00a0\u00bb pour a\u00e9rer et surtout pour nettoyer la surface ext\u00e9rieure.<\/p>\n<p>Du coup, ils font comme \u00e7a:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-460\" src=\"https:\/\/franorevagil.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/20180712_111512.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"899\" height=\"1320\"><\/p>\n<p>Pour se laver les mains, ce n&rsquo;est pas plus simple. On tombe tr\u00e8s souvent sur des lavabos de ce type:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-461 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/franorevagil.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/balasani-lavabo-op-zuil-lavabo-sur-colonne-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"488\" height=\"226\"><\/p>\n<p>Tu as donc soit les mains glac\u00e9es (lavage \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cossaise*), soit les mains br\u00fbl\u00e9es (\u00e0 l&rsquo;anglaise*), mais pas d&rsquo;eau ti\u00e8de et mitig\u00e9e (\u00e0 la suisse).<\/p>\n<p>Pour les billets de bus, on est sur du \u00ab\u00a0\u00e0 la t\u00eate du client\u00a0\u00bb. Parfois les enfants payent (officiellement d\u00e8s 5 ans), mais quand on ach\u00e8te le billet au chauffeur, il ne fait parfois payer que les adultes.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eame si ce n&rsquo;est pas Francesca qui ach\u00e8te les billets!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_462\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-462\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-462 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/franorevagil.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/f0_580x700.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"334\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-462\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ast\u00e9rix chez les Bretons, Goscinny et Uderzo, 1966<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gilles<\/p>\n<p>* voir l&rsquo;article \u00ab\u00a0Tout en couleurs\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pourquoi faire simple quand on peut faire compliqu\u00e9&#8230; Les (magnifiques) vieilles maisons anglaises ont des fen\u00eatres \u00e0 guillotine (elles coulissent vers le haut). \u00c7a \u00e0 l&rsquo;air joli, mais c&rsquo;est impossible \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0ouvrir grand\u00a0\u00bb pour a\u00e9rer et surtout pour nettoyer la surface ext\u00e9rieure. Du coup, ils font comme \u00e7a: Pour se laver les mains, ce n&rsquo;est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":464,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fish-and-sheep"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.franorevagil.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}